Knock Knock.  Who’s There? 21 Jokes
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Knock Knock. Who’s There? 21 Jokes

By Nathan Sites

Who are some funny people in Delta High School? I didn’t know before, but I went searching far and wide for some funny seniors with some funny jokes. With the help of a lunch lady, we’ve got 21 jokes for the Class of 2021. Here they are!

 

Creator: Sabrina McElyea

Joke 1: What kind of exercise do lazy people do? 

Diddly-squats

Joke 2: How do you make Lady Gaga mad? 

Poke her face

 

Creator: Natalee Bohanon

Joke 3: How does the moon cut his hair?

E-clipse it 

Joke 4: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop

 

Creator: Callum Hotmire

Joke 5: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Oh, dam.

 

Creator: Ja’crispy (Hunter Wilson)

Joke 6: What rock group has four men that don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore.

 

Creator: Amara Roberts

Joke 7: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

 

Creator: Katie Rawlings

Joke 8: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast

 

Creator: Ashleigh Brelage

Joke 9: How do you keep a nerd in suspense?

I’ll tell you later…

Joke 10: Will you remember me in a minute? (Yes)

Will you remember me in an hour? (Yes)

Will you remember me in a day? (Yes)

Will you remember me in a week? (Yes)

Will you remember me in a month? (Yes)

Will you remember me in a year? (Yes)

Will you remember me in 5 years? (Yes)

Will you remember me in ten years? (Yes)

I bet you won’t. (I bet I will)

Knock knock (who’s there)

See! You already forgot me!

Joke 11: Knock knock

*** who’s there? ***

The interrupting cow

*** the interrupting… ***

MOOOOOOOOO!!!

Joke 12: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser. 

Joke 13: Why did the stop light turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street. 

Joke 14: How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it. 

 

Creator: Kylie Del Pozzi

Joke 15: What do you call JKR when she is sent to space? 

Astro-TERF

 

Creator: Kinsey Matchett

Joke 16: Why can’t dinosaurs talk? 

Because they’re dead.

 

Creator: Eloise McKean

Joke 17: What do you call a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher

 

Creator: Logan Manor

Joke 18: Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?

He’s alright right now

 

Creator: Morgan Meeks

Joke 19: Why did the M&M want to go to school?

Because he wanted to be a Smartie.

 

Creator: Kyle Tharp, lunch lady

Joke 20: Why did I get fired from my job at the bank?

A lady asked me to check her balance and I pushed her over.

Joke 21: How many soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

I don’t know but it would take less if they could use their hands.

May 21, 2021

About Author

Nathan Sites Nathan Sites likes to write short stories for fun, mostly horror, so he decided to join the Eagle's Eye staff so that he could put his writing skills to use by writing stories about what is going on around Delta High School. He one day wishes to write a book that everyone knows the name of. He also loves strategy games like Pokemon and chess. He wouldn’t say he’s the best, but he one day hopes to be!


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